- Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides- Johnny Depp returns with a new director (that would be Rob Marshall, he of Chicago and Memoirs of a Geisha fame, that was not a typo), new cast (Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom are out; Penelope Cruz is in) for the fourth (wtf?) installment of the never-ending seaside chronicles. I stopped after the first movie, and I'm damned proud of it!
- Midnight in Paris- The smarter choice this weekend, for those fortunate enough to be near the six theaters it will playing in this weekend, is Woody Allen's latest dreamy ode to Paris. Forget the past few frustrated Allen fans, this one's actually good.