"She got the itch...if she don't get dick..she go craazzzy!"
-Black Snake Moan (Reverend R.L)
"You...Murderer of Love!"
-Dan in Real Life (Cara Burns)
"I don't even know what the word melodramatic means."
-Enchanted (Prince Edward)
"Play your early stuff!"
-I'm Not There (Jude Quinn)
"Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale"
-Juno (Juno MacGuff)
"You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it! Don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine."
"It's not herpes if it's everywhere"
-Knocked Up (Jason)
"Your eyes went all quiet."
-Lucky You (Billy Offer)
"Call it, Friendo."
-No Country For Old Men (Anton Chigurh)
"I like boys now"
-The Simpsons Movie (Ralph)